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latinadiva30
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« on: June 28, 2005, 05:54:01 PM »

The perfect man is gentle
never cruel or mean
he has a beautiful smile
and keeps his face oh so clean
The perfect man loves children
and will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
and a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vacuuming to
He'll do anything in his power
to convey his feelings of love on you
The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
He's has never made you cry
or hurt you in any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
the perfect man is gay.
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2005, 12:20:08 PM »

Ain't that the truth
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2005, 08:52:08 PM »

cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2005, 12:02:44 AM »

haha...that was a good one i love it Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2005, 07:13:21 PM »

thanks
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2005, 03:38:09 AM »

Why would he be gay smiley  smiley  smiley  huh
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2005, 10:47:17 PM »

Perfect man??...Your kidding me??...Where is he?? Cool  Cool  Cool  Cool
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2005, 12:58:27 AM »

That is what I would like to find out lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2005, 06:54:46 AM »

Quote from: vicumicu
Perfect man??...Your kidding me??...Where is he?? Cool  Cool  Cool  Cool


I will tell you after you find the "perfect woman" cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2005, 10:39:50 AM »

...smart answer... cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2005, 10:01:11 AM »

yep very smart answer
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2005, 05:12:07 PM »

Quote from: latinadiva30
The perfect man is gentle
never cruel or mean
he has a beautiful smile
and keeps his face oh so clean
The perfect man loves children
and will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
and a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vacuuming to
He'll do anything in his power
to convey his feelings of love on you
The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
He's has never made you cry
or hurt you in any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
the perfect man is gay.





 cheesy I'll send a big AMEN to that !!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2005, 05:26:22 PM »

...let's faced!...nobody's perfect, NOT EVEN ME !!! cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  
...Love you guys!!  wink  wink  wink  wink
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2005, 10:12:07 PM »

Did someone mention a perfect man!! Boy could I use one of those right about now, my house needs a good cleaning  cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2005, 10:25:58 PM »

cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy
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