Ausie Jim was sat in the pub quietly enyoying a few beers with his mates . Sudenly in strolls This big yank . He walks up behind Ausie Jim & without a word wacks him on the back of the neck . "Tell him when he wakes up, that,s a karate chop from Japan" . Ausie Jim finaly recovers & caries on drinking . This narks the yank . he strolls over again , & with more determination & hands as big as shovels delivers a viciose chop ." Tell him when he wakes up , that's a move I picked up in China ". A few minutes later Ausie jim picks himself up & without a word walks out of the pub . 2 minutes after he comes back in the pub . Sneeks up behind the yank & WACK rite on the sconce . "NOw you tell him when he comes out of surgery that was a crowbar I bought this morning from Bunnings
