A lady parishinar aproaches the priest one sunday morning . "Father , she says , I'm having a sot of bother with my two female parrots . You see they are both female & wenever I have visitors especially male ones they start playing up '. Whatever do you meen exclaimed the concerned priest ". " well you see wenever male visitors come around the parots being female start showing of & making lewd sugestions like , WERE A COUPLE OF HOOKERS ,do you want some fun . "really very embarising indeed exclaims the priest showing concern . "I'll tell you what I have a solution fetch the birds along to my house tonight .I will introduce them to my two male parrots . You see i have been teaching them over some time passages from the bible . So later that evening in the vicars parlour they put Jake & Elmo in with the female parrots . After ten minutes waiting . The female parrots suddenly started . "WERE A COUPLE OF HOOKERS HOW ABOUT SOME FUN ".Jake looks at Elmo . " I, think I Heard right ,stick the beads away , ditch the bibles our prayers are answered ".
