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« on: January 14, 2008, 11:48:16 PM »

 8-)A young couple were discusing about having a holiday to the holy land . after some time they reach the decision it was going to cost to much money . The mother -in-law hearing of their demise generesly ofered to pay  for all three of them as long as she could go with them . The couple reluctantly acepted her offer .
                  All was going well untill the Saterday night at a local dance . As quick as a flash the Mother-in-law whent from a fast jive ,took a mad fit collapsed & died in the midle of the dance floor. Everyone was very upset .  The manager casualy comes over . He Explained how this as happened before & he knows exactly what to do . For the cost of 500dollars he will arange the works memorial service,priest ,beautifull cofin . grave .The lot .
                   On the other hand to take her back to England they would have to consider great expenses . Refrigeration , transportation as well as making funeral arangements in England .
                    Thinking over the matter . the young man said . "Just over 2,000years ago  jesus died & after the third day he rose from the dead , we can'tafford to take the chance she's coming home with us  " grin
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