A drunken tramp weaving along the footpath . Suddenly the door to a Barbers shop opens . The tramp accidently stumbles threw the door & lands in the barbers chair . "Goodmorning Sir " looking disdainfully at the tramp with his mass of hair , unshaven , & very dirty looking . Standing back a bit he said ,"How can I help you "
"I want to look like Michael Jackson " he said before falling asleep.
30 minutes later he wakes up bald . Totally shaven . The lot Hair beard even the eyebrows completly gone . " I Thought I told you to make me look like Michael Jackson ". " Yes Sir , That's right & if Michael Jackson came in here that's the haircut he would get".
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