A man facing death soon had a great idea... ...He was in the hospital.. he told his wife to rent a U Haul trailer...she asked what for...He said...I will have a letter for you to read after I pass..then you will know what to do...so she went and rented a small U Haul...while she was gone he wrote a letter...telling her to put his half of their household in the trailer...that he had sent on ahead instructions for who to pick it up....so When she returned he was glad to see her..kissed her a last time..said they would always love each other..He gave her the note...and on his last breathe she opened the letter........She did as best she could ...putting his best in the trailer..as it was so small..no way it would hold all of his half...had his clothes..rifles..fi
shing gear..golf clubs...etc..filled it till the door would hardly close...finally done...She went to the funeral Home that he had told her to use..as he had already made arrangements with what to do....
So on day of the funeral...it went fine..his loved ones were there...came time to go to the funeral car...she got in ..and had a few of her close friends with her...they were to get in line behind the hearse...
but in front of them was a U Haul ...hooked up to the hearse...he was taking it with him............. 
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