Girls with Brown Eyes Not to be trusted

Two friends chatting one day
Jim: "Harry you know that girls with brown eyes should not be trusted?"
Harry: "Not sure . Why?"
jim:"Dont know but they just cant be trusted."

Harry became worried since he was not sure of the color of his wife's eyes. Soon after lunch he dashed home and ran straight to his bedroom where he found his pretty sweet wife naked and sleeping.Quickly he lifted her eyelash and exclaimed "Oh God Brown!" From under the bed came the startled voice of Lashley Browne. "How in God's name you knew I was here man. I gatta give it to you , you are a genius. excuse me i was just leaving. She is real good"