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[Wryter]

     A guy not overly bright joins the army see to go fight the enemy over seas. They have 3 weeks of  basic then one day the Sarge orders them to all line up and they do but buddy ends up at the end of the line. Sarge hands out the rifles and gets to buddy saying oooppps, sorry no more guns. So Sarge goes and gets  broomstick hand it to buddy and says," Ok you just point, aim and say " bangity bang bang," got it??. Buddy gets it and the next day there on target practice and he's laying there aiming the broom going " bangity bang bang," and hitting targets you see. Buddies thrilled with this and cant wait to get into action.

      A week goes by and the Sarge say ok line up everyone you get your bayonets today. So they line up and of course buddy is at the end again. The Sarge hands out the bayonets and come to the end and has no more. Darn he says, ok wait here and he runs off and comes back with a rubber knife which with some bailing twine he wraps around the end of the broom stick saying to buddy, " Just charge and say " stabbity stab stab." So the next day there out doing bayonet practice and buddy goes running to the cloth dummy  going  " stabbity stab stab." the rubber knife gors through the dummy and buddy tickles pink as now he really feels he can go after the enemy big time

      A few weeks later his unit get the call and over they go to fight the enemy. Buddy gets out there and  start looking for the bad guys sees on and shoots him, the drops like a fly. Buddies all happy so hes out there  looking for the enemy going " bangity bang bang," and the bad guys are falling all over the place. He charges up this hill and nails more bad guys, going bangity bang bang & stabbity stab stab and the bad guys are falling all over. Buddy thinks himself a hero of sorts.

        Then off in the distance he sees this guy walking towards him. he levels the broom stick and fires. The guy keeps walking, he does again but still the guy keeps walking. So buddy being the hero he thinks he is decides to attack him. He charges along the ground going " bangity bang bag, bangity bang bang," and still the guy keeps walking. Buddy cant figure this out as everytime he's said bangity bang bang  the bad guy drops t the ground. So he decideds this is it. he charges at the guy, broom stick blazing, BANGITY BANG BANG, then  STABITY STAB STAB, then stops as the guy keEps right on going saying," TANKITY TANK TANK."